MAY MONSTER MADNESS BEGINS!!

I am so excited, but that could be from drinking too much Redbull. Mainly, because May Monster Madness is finally here!!! As my son would say BOO-YA! I was not the only mastermind in this creepy endeavor... I want to thank Emma from Little Gothic Horrors and Ked from something wicKED this way comes... for helping me host these genius shenanigans. 

I am doing a special giveaway just for the May Monster Madness hoppers!

A $15 iTunes giftcard is up for grabs! To enter just click the May Monster Madness Giveaway Tab at the top of my blog! You can also go back each day of the hop to tweet about the blog hop for extra chances to win!

I'm going back to where it all started for me... the monsters that sucked me in deep at only five years old.

Yep, much to my parents dismay. I watched this sucker over and over. I carried that VHS tape around everywhere I went. If you never saw it, you were watching... if you saw it a thousand times, you were watching it. Then, it mysteriously disappeared. Now, I can guess what happened to it... it is probably in a landfill far far away. 

If you have never seen it... you can stream it through Netflix. =D Yeah, I did. Do you even have to ask? Although it is very 80's, I still love it anyway.

Foul Phil, Greaser Greg, Windy Winston, Messy Tessie, Valerie Vomit, Ali Gator... I didn't have a favorite as they all had something about their personalities I grew fond of. I also had a butt load of those cards that are worth a butt load now. 

Honestly, I don't know why I was into it so much. Most likely because it is weird and I was a weird kid. 

Here is the trailer, and it takes me back. 

There is also big talk of a remake in the works... I don't really know how I feel about this part of my childhood coming back to light. Might be interesting... find out more here!

Another monster movie that was big in my childhood?

Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I checked under my bed in hopes of a world full of monsters. 

~Annie~

Be sure to check out the other May Monster Madness participants!!

It is almost here...

Coming tomorrow from these special blogs...

Sheldon Cooper Moment #2

Sheldon's brilliant plan for a bully.

Winner of Hunky Hero Blog Hop!

The winner of the Hunky Hero Blog Hop was chosen by Random.org. I then counted down the comment list... not including double comments/replies or my own comments.

Number 5! Congrats Sue. 

Puerile Escapade for my Birthday!

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Today is my birthday. Yes, I'm getting old, but I don't feel old. I've decided to keep at my immaturity by taking part in this petty shenanigan. You know what they say: You don't stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing.

 This next prank I found on Izismile! And surely to be funny. This type of prank would really be hilarious to my six year old son. It might be going a little too far though. Nah. 

Someone was kind enough to give specific, very detailed step by step instructions as if we were all complete idiots. Although I figured out why when the genius that came up with the photos skipped step three. 

What you need:

 Although, putting it just outside of a bathroom door would be highly amusing, especially if it was at a restaurant. Maybe the waiters will think twice before singing Happy Birthday to me.

***Post Edit***

7 Ways to Use this Fake Turd:


1. Discreetly drop it in someone's purse.


2. Stick it on that jerk that stole your parking spot's windshield while at the grocery store, post office, DMV, etc.

3. Put it in your neighbor's mailbox. You know? The one that let's their dog crap in your yard.

4. Stick it on the inside lid of your own mailbox. That way, when the mailman opens it, it falls out and he gets a surprise.

5. At a restaurant, make a trail going into the bathrooms.

6. At a bar, stick one in the center of the peanut bowl. To make it interesting and more realistic, stick peanuts in it.

7. My personal favorite, casually toss handfuls at that hated crossing guard. AKA: Lollipop man.

I Love Horror/Paranormal Novellas Blog Hop and Other News!!

HUNKY HERO HOP!


Announcing another unique blog hop, hosted by Jolie du Pre at Precious Monsters!

This hop allows authors and readers to share novellas they have written or read. Click the badge to get the official rules and sign up linky! 
May Monster Madness is growing like a slow spreading disease. Love. It. There are still 10 days before the sign up linky closes! 

All of you bloggers with a little love for the SCARY, this is the perfect opportunity to get some traffic to your blog and make new friends!!! So, click the link and sign up!!! =)
In other SHINY, FUN news:
I've also made a new friend in the horror blogging community! Tyr Kieran is a horror author and blogger. He shares his horror stories on his site! For free! I LOVE free reads!! His stories are also interactive, splattering new segments all over social media! So, be sure to follow and keep an eye on him.
Today, Tyr is hosting me as a guest on his blog! =DOf course, it features a scene from Taking on the Dead! To check it out and more on Tyr and where to find him go HERE!!

Taking on the Dead Cover Reveal and News!

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This morning I woke up to several e-mails, tweets, and comments inquiring about my debut book! This is all thanks to Ashley... The Zombie Queen! It seems everyone over at The Bookish Brunette is super-de-duper excited about The Famished Trilogy! Read what they have to say HERE!!!!

I just want to say a few things that I've been asked about:

1. I'm looking at... end of April/beginning of May publish date. It will be available for all forms of eBook. I will have links when the time comes.

2. My book will only be available for eBook until further notice. If I have more people to inquire... it might come to print faster. I've had several so far and it blows my mind how many people are interested in reading it! Major thanks!

3. My FAN-TAB-ULOUS cover was done by the ever talented Stephanie Mooney at Mooney Designs. She does everything from covers, to promo items, to web design for EXCELLENT prices!

Here is my COVER:

Pretty... my precious... ;)

I also have a FaceBook Page for The Famished Trilogy. Like it!

Put it on your TBR on Goodreads! 

And finally! It is not too late to sign up for the May Monster Madness Blog Hop! I will be hosting it May 1st - 7th with Emma at Little Gothic Horrors and Ked from Something wicKED this way comes...

SIGN UP HERE!!

This hop is open to all Bloggers of any kind that have a soft spot for the monsters.

Sheldon Cooper Moment #1

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I have this thing for Sheldon Cooper... so I've added a feature to my blog of random Sheldon Cooper moments. He just happens to be dressed as a zombie in this one.

Hunky Hero Giveaway Hop!!!

I have to thank Riverina Romantics for hosting this hop!

I cannot make the post I wanted to make just yet (I wanted to introduce The Famished Trilogy's hero), but I will come through on the hop with a giveaway.
It's international and only if the book depository delivers to your country!

I'm giving away a book of your choice under 15 US dollars! No, it does not have to have a hunky hero in it, but it is highly recommended!!!

How to enter: Follow me any which way you can and leave a comment stating your favorite hunky hero along with your e-mail. I'll choose a winner via Random.org!

Be sure to come back for my own cover reveal this week! =D

Don't forget to visit the whole hop!

Happy Friday the 13th!

I would like to start by thanking Jenny for hosting this blog hop that is full of awesome!

We all know my intense appreciation for Fan Art... While Jason is not my favorite slasher, he certainly has a CATASTROPHIC fan base. I've decided to compound the sickest, most original, best Fan Art I could find of Jason Voorheez for your viewing pleasure. Yes, I even love all the little cutesy Jason art. 

TA-FREAKIN'-DA:

I like Big Knives and cannot lie. *Snigger*

This one is Sa-weet! I love reflective art.

The many faces of Jason.

 Believe it or not, there are many illustrations of Jason in the middle of a kill. I love this.

 Abstract.

 I like how this guy added the sound effects. Brilliant.

In honor of Mr. Voorheez... 

A video collage of Jason kills:

What are your favorite Friday the 13th moments?

For other participants of this hop... go to Memoirs of a Scream Queen!